So there is supposed to be a special computer with super-glasses and the best processor in the world to make everything 'Jump out at you' on games. Now this is all well and good, but we're missing an important feature in this game people aren't paying attention to. Considering that some of the games you can use are Left 4 Dead, Team Fortress 2, and even Warhammer Online...Do I have to explain how great this will be to freak people out?

You're playing a game of Team Fortress 2 and shit is pretty intense. You get hit by a Pyro and you're suddenly covered in virtual fire at your desk. Do you sit there and take it like a man or flail your arms around like a complete retard? Honestly, the best part of this will be the one fact that as a Heavy I'll be able to PUNCH PEOPLE THROUGH THE FUCKING INTERNET. Remember that gag on Family Guy with Peter being knocked out by his father in law? Yeah, that shit will be real.

Russian and virtual, but real enough to make me fist people in my boxers for hours.

Now that's not the best part with this. Left 4 Dead will have some immense Boomer-Boob coming at you in all directions. Bile will be all the more of a money shot, and the flying car from a Tank will scare the SHIT out of you. Get a big enough television and I'll be rolling around on the ground screaming in fear while the neighbors call the police--- Wondering why I'm shouting 'GET IT OFF ME' and swinging my arms around in the nude. What? Who wears clothing at home.

Fancy people.

I'm dead serious about this, even more dead serious then Billy May's. You can fist people through the Internet, set them on fire, and toss massive steroid induced rage-rocks all you want. So many other games will be working for this, but thankfully one of them won't be Second Life. Although of course World of Warcraft has to jump onto the band-wagon and give people the 3D experience. Your Dark Elf breasts will not jiggle in pixelated vain.

Well, that about wraps this up. I'll be investing in a future of punching people with my Russian hand-hammer of justice. Just thought I'd throw that out there.

~ Xavy.